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WHY MEN NEED TANK TOPS

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 9 hoursMay 24, 2025 19:24:55 ago (+31/-0)     (HDLunited)

because the ring gear can be modified to mesh with a variable speed pinion to allow rapid rotation of turret so that suppressing rnds can be placed anywhere within 360° in a manner of seconds, also, tank tops make for great observation platforms for those relaxing moments when it's time to kick back and relax with a cool cider or icy sarsaparilla and admire the fruits of unhinged strafing and the 18yards of spent belt and casings.

Men feel their best in tank tops


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