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In case of elevator, do not use exit for stairs. Use fire.

submitted by SocksOnCats to TellUpgoat 5 hoursMay 22, 2025 10:45:10 ago (+6/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Sure, this is stupid.

But when I was a little kid, at my father's office there was a sign next to the elevator. we were often waiting for the ancient thing to arrive and I found myself staring at the sign all the time. After a while I wondered what was the best way to mess up the sign by rearranging the words. This is what I came up with.

Just something dumb I remembered this morning.


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"Push but to pee" i remember people scratching stuff out