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Operation Niggerdog: My Neighbor's Barking Dog

submitted by Kozel to WarGames 14 hoursMay 13, 2025 05:23:43 ago (+26/-1)     (WarGames)

So I have some oriental niggers living next door, a whole house full of them. Their grandson moved in with a piece of shit dog that barks at me the second I enter my back yard. Also barks randomly at night. And wakes me up.

After the 3rd or 4th day of being woken up I walked over to them groggy eyed and complained. Grandpa said we didn't want the dog but the grandson moved in with it and offered no solution.

Five or so days later, last night, I was in my back yard at 12am and the dog was barking and they were yelling at it and asking why its barking. I said from my back yard that he barks when I'm in my back yard.

Anyway, the grandchild who's in his early twenties came into the back yard and made a few statements:

He claimed to the other occupant he aint scared of me (I never made any threats)
He claimed to the other occupant that they've been here for 40 years who gives a fuck (about me)
And that if I have a problem I should come see them

I listened to all this and said, I'm right here, and he responded with an aggressive WASSUP. The kind niggers say when they start fights.

This pissed me off and shifted the paradigm from cordial communication to the art of war. I told him I talked to your grandpa a few days ago. And he did some nigger apology. But the line was crossed.

Next morning I went to the USPS and sent a cease and desist via certified mail giving them seven days to fix their shit and listing various injuries such as loss of business, loss of sleep, loss of enjoyment of property, the works as well as applicable codes they were violating as well as a log of numerous violations. And then I set up a backyard security camera with audio recording so I can log the incidents with evidence. If they do not comply they will pay for my pain and suffering.

But tonight I had the most brilliant idea after some random barking prevented me from falling asleep. Since the dog barks when I'm in my back yard and it pisses them off and prevents them from sleeping I simply walked around my back yard causing uninterrupted barking. Their response time is about 10 minutes. After they come outside I slink back in my house or lay flat on the grass to remain unseen and wait 10-15 minutes just long enough for them to start falling asleep. THEN I DO IT AGAIN. HAHAHAHAHA. I did this four times and the grandkid took the dog away from the back yard.

Its great because they just had a stressful night of barking and inter-family yelling and later today they're getting my cease and desist with a certified mail stamp.


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A barking dog is unacceptable, period, end of story, final word. Either the dog dies, the threatening chinese niggers die, or they all die. It's better to start with the dog first in most circumstances.

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Here are your choices.

1. Tolerate and ignore the barking attacks, and live a shitty life.
2. Move to a non-shitty location.
3. Kill the puppet of your enemies (the dog) that's attacking you.
4. Make their house uninhabitable with fire or extremely noxious chemicals.

Just killing the dog does nothing about the asshole neighbors who are physically threatening you. Moving to a place where people aren't chinese, niggers, or assholes will yield the best overall results. Forcing them to move via fire or chemicals is second best, but carries high camera and legal risk. Killing your attacker via Xylitol or chocolate candy yields the best immediate relief for the least effort, but the threatening neighbors are still right there.

I'm intolerant of auditory attacks on me at my home.