So I have some oriental niggers living next door, a whole house full of them. Their grandson moved in with a piece of shit dog that barks at me the second I enter my back yard. Also barks randomly at night. And wakes me up.
After the 3rd or 4th day of being woken up I walked over to them groggy eyed and complained. Grandpa said we didn't want the dog but the grandson moved in with it and offered no solution.
Five or so days later, last night, I was in my back yard at 12am and the dog was barking and they were yelling at it and asking why its barking. I said from my back yard that he barks when I'm in my back yard.
Anyway, the grandchild who's in his early twenties came into the back yard and made a few statements:
He claimed to the other occupant he aint scared of me (I never made any threats) He claimed to the other occupant that they've been here for 40 years who gives a fuck (about me) And that if I have a problem I should come see them
I listened to all this and said, I'm right here, and he responded with an aggressive WASSUP. The kind niggers say when they start fights.
This pissed me off and shifted the paradigm from cordial communication to the art of war. I told him I talked to your grandpa a few days ago. And he did some nigger apology. But the line was crossed.
Next morning I went to the USPS and sent a cease and desist via certified mail giving them seven days to fix their shit and listing various injuries such as loss of business, loss of sleep, loss of enjoyment of property, the works as well as applicable codes they were violating as well as a log of numerous violations. And then I set up a backyard security camera with audio recording so I can log the incidents with evidence. If they do not comply they will pay for my pain and suffering.
But tonight I had the most brilliant idea after some random barking prevented me from falling asleep. Since the dog barks when I'm in my back yard and it pisses them off and prevents them from sleeping I simply walked around my back yard causing uninterrupted barking. Their response time is about 10 minutes. After they come outside I slink back in my house or lay flat on the grass to remain unseen and wait 10-15 minutes just long enough for them to start falling asleep. THEN I DO IT AGAIN. HAHAHAHAHA. I did this four times and the grandkid took the dog away from the back yard.
Its great because they just had a stressful night of barking and inter-family yelling and later today they're getting my cease and desist with a certified mail stamp.
Yes, this is the way. For one, it might bring more neighbors on-board. For some people this is the only form of communication possible, a sort of induced sympathy where you make them feel what they're causing you, so they take action.
I've had so many bad barking situations and extreme stress created over years. One dumb lawyer bitch across the street accused me of looping her dogs barking on a recording I brought. It was over an hour of them barking out the window.
There's a dog across the fence that thankfully doesn't bark much, but occasionally he does and I have one of those big alarm horns from the 1980s (Radio Shack had them) put next to the fence, with a wire coming into the house to a switch. I just play it for a split second and the dogs shut up, probably startled by it. It's fucking out. I use it very rarely so nobody's going to even figure out where it's coming from.
Prairie 4 points 7 hours ago
Yes, this is the way. For one, it might bring more neighbors on-board. For some people this is the only form of communication possible, a sort of induced sympathy where you make them feel what they're causing you, so they take action.
I've had so many bad barking situations and extreme stress created over years. One dumb lawyer bitch across the street accused me of looping her dogs barking on a recording I brought. It was over an hour of them barking out the window.
There's a dog across the fence that thankfully doesn't bark much, but occasionally he does and I have one of those big alarm horns from the 1980s (Radio Shack had them) put next to the fence, with a wire coming into the house to a switch. I just play it for a split second and the dogs shut up, probably startled by it. It's fucking out. I use it very rarely so nobody's going to even figure out where it's coming from.