@system, are you ok? If you've been taken hostage by gay belly-dancers and can't reply, leave 1 knock for YES and 2 knocks for NO! - Upgoat

@system, are you ok? If you've been taken hostage by gay belly-dancers and can't reply, leave 1 knock for YES and 2 knocks for NO!
submitted by iSnark to AskUpgoat 5 hoursMay 9, 2025 22:54:07 ago (+3/-1) (AskUpgoat)

Seriously, @system, how are you? You OK?

Mugshot of the suspected gay belly-dancer that's holding @system hostage:

https://cdn.24.co.za/files/Cms/General/d/9973/fdfc86b3212346b0a877b422f2d222dc.jpg

Disclaimer: @system, we're not making fun of you. We're making fun with you.

It would be nice to see you more here on the site. :-)