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Computers are slow as fuck

submitted by Trope to technology 19 hoursMay 7, 2025 10:24:22 ago (+34/-0)     (technology)

Living in the distant future, we have remarkable technology. More Memory, Storage, and Processing power than we could ever need, want, or imagine. We even have the graphics chips integrated directly onto the CPU with specs unfathomable 25 years ago.

And despite all this, the software has gotten slower. There are delays when clicking/opening different windows, panels, and interfaces.

I've had junk computers running Windows 98 and XP that ran snappier than modern systems. What a joke.


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