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The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 3 daysMay 7, 2025 17:57:21 ago (+44/-2)     (whatever)

Jail sucks, don't go there. Got out today, currently drinking all the coffee and smoking all the cigarettes. Got a lot of catching up to do. If I never see another nigger or eat another honey bun that would be just fine with me.


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Solitary confinement can be not too bad... if you have a hard constitution and someone to talk to...

Helps if like me you like to read. I had a tablet. I got through Dostoevsky, Stendhal, Jack Black's and Jack London's hobo stories, etc., while in there. Their inclusion was no doubt a legacy of Arpaio's rule. I reckon they were intended to cultivate the criminal mind, even reform it in Black's case, but though deputies would flat out remove explicit info likely to be of use to terrorists from print books, this electronic fare just made me a better terrorist.

Food can suck though. That was also something of a legacy of Arpaio's rule. Though a deputy told me they used to serve pizza and stuff. An inmate sued claiming it made him fat - so they went back to the slop.

One thing I've noticed is both the jails and homeless shelters serve the same cut rate beans and rice staples. A nigger gangbanger from Chicago told me the food served to the dogs cost the jail more to prepare.

Mostly just try to stay out of GP if you ever go. The hoods beat you up if you don't do stuff for them.