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Neighbor's truck was broken into last night

submitted by Trope to AskUpgoat 1 dayMay 6, 2025 09:53:35 ago (+19/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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I live in a quiet old neighborhood not far from farmlands - full of older conservative whites with Hispanic renters. Thanks to the democrats, there is section 8 housing on the outskirts of town.

Anyway, my neighbors car was broken into over night and I heard the alarm. Police were outside this morning. Now, as much as I'd like to put on a ghillie suit and camp out in my driveway to merc the niggers trying to break into my truck, I'd like to ask for more practical advice. My wife and I made sure to remove anything of value in the cars and will be leaving the porch lights on. Thinking of installing cameras.

Any insights welcome. Pic related.


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Merlynn 2 points 20 hours ago

If you don't mind fucking up your truck's interior,you can get one of those dye packs they use to catch bank robbers and set it up in a Nike shoebox to go off when it's opened. Leave in a car with an open window and they should take it out and open it outside the car but they might open it inside the car. But they will be dyed and caught and even if the charges don't stick,the dye will.