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This lawsuit by these residents can be seen as a byproduct of the pigs not giving this stuff priority in enforcement. This doesn't surprise me.

Right after posting this I stripped nude in broad daylight and walked naked down a freeway onramp in full view of passing motorists. That's a felony if a person under the age of 15 sees it. One of the motorists briefly honked at me.

I then beat off in full view of passing motorists in a sitting position.

I then walked back up the ramp and put my clothes back on.

Vladimir Putin tells me no police response.

I'm now here, a library, which functions effectively as a de facto pigpen. I walked past a cop on my way to this computer. He is standing maybe 30 feet behind me.

I don't think they are coming for me. I was cumming though...

Wanna note that today is the 1 year anniversary of my especially unusually surviving a warrant check. I've beat the rap a lot on those but this one was especially surprising. I was not carrying ID, I lied to the pig about my identity, and they called out a sheriff's deputy with a fingerprint reader. I was a fleeing fugitive with warrants, mind, that has submitted fingerprints many times. Despite this they come up with no prints...

So today seems an appropriate day to celebrate and further demonstrate that I am effectively above the law.

Might do the same thing at a couple of other freeway ramps before the day is out. These pigs need to hurry up and get this dangerous naked man off the streets...