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@WhiteCollarCriminal ...hold on there and don't jump to contusions, you're getting pretty philosophical there in your terminology, I think your "dirt ditch" assertion needs to be run by the office of the central scrutinizer, now for security purposes you will have to submit to a full body cavity search before presentation of your documented evidence...you may as well double down on your claim, who knows you may get lucky with an epileptic midget with deformed arms and a partial hand with only 3 fingers hanging onto a jerrycan of no-name brand lubricant so as to make your experience a little less traumatizing...hope everything works out, I'd like to see "dirt
ditch" become mainstream, it's got a wholesome vernacular to it.