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Alright Goats. I just got a paper to fill out for jury duty.

submitted by OoklaTheMok to whatever 2 weeksApr 14, 2025 15:41:17 ago (+18/-1)     (whatever)

Some dumb nigger is going to jail. Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!


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I refuse to participate. I show up. I dress better than the rest of the pool, and I make an effort to articulate my opinion VERY SPECIFICALLY.

"I refuse to participate in the legal system in its current form. -Cite any # of statistics about how broken the system is: i.e.: NO ARRESTS."

Did it once, so far. Judge dismissed me after a short warning that I could be arrested. "I'd welcome the opportunity to describe to a set of jurors how this system isn't capable of making an honest man participate while the government selectively prosecutes".

Never heard a chirp from em.