so I'm laying here farting in bed, and I thought "man if I had a gf I couldn't fart right now. should I try to get a GF?" - Upgoat

so I'm laying here farting in bed, and I thought "man if I had a gf I couldn't fart right now. should I try to get a GF?"
submitted by anon to AnonTalk 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 09:23:51 ago (+3/-1) (AnonTalk)

And I decided not to seek a gf because if I couldn't let out a fart after eating some chili twice a year, then that's not worth it.

anon 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah but I don't want to hear a complaint even once, so meh