My wife & I stopped off at a clothing store outlet and got up to the check-out and there was this young woman, about 18+ and she was fat but them GD tiddys were bigger than my head! She was wearing a tight shirt that showed major cleavage -bong bong- and there was big, blue veins as big as my fingers running through them. My wife looked at me and I was staring at them with the big eye like SHAZAAM! Her aeriolas were bigger than my truck tire. Nipples bigger than my thumb. Those things could keep 7 homeless men warm under the bridge in these winter temps. If she gets pregnant the milk those tiddys would produce could feed a small village and they could even make huge blocks of tiddy cheese. This chic was tall too, like 6' 5". Big frog stomper.
A few minutes later driving down the highway in silence I said "those damn things were monsters" and my wife said "YOU'RE STILL THINKING ABOUT THOSE?!? I said we possible just seen some of the biggest tits in the world and yes we need to savor this moment.
I was at a concert last weekend and in that one night there were so many women who boob bumped me it tripled my lifetime boobage meter. Strangely enough the guys didn't seem to have the same problem getting through the crowd without being so close. Im not complaining. If a stranger has to touch me at all it's better if it's boobs.
Muskrat 5 points 5 months ago
I was at a concert last weekend and in that one night there were so many women who boob bumped me it tripled my lifetime boobage meter. Strangely enough the guys didn't seem to have the same problem getting through the crowd without being so close. Im not complaining. If a stranger has to touch me at all it's better if it's boobs.
Wife said Merry Christmas.