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Dealing with a crazed homeless fuck

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to AskUpgoat 7 monthsOct 30, 2024 00:02:51 ago (+10/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

Trying to figure out what to do about this guy.
He’s been coming around about once every month or two.
He'll either be out in the parking lot, yelling about some shit, or, he’ll come into our store.
He usually comes in hollering about something, makes his way up to the counter and grabs a few candies out of the dish on the counter, yells about some shit and then we push him out of the store.
The nigger police know him very well.
He’s never been physically violent, but I’m just fed up with his shit.
I don’t believe in putting a beating on someone who hasn’t been a threat, but I’m about tired of his shit.
What say you?
@Peckerwoodperry


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Stop him at the door to your business and attempt to have a normal chat with him. Doesn't work. Nah, sorry, you're not coming in.

On your property / parking lot? Just take a walk outside, stand within speaking range and just hold ground. If said hobo gets aggro: say nothing, simply record (evidence if violence occurs)

Point is, he's annoying you? Just be around the fella and either talk or vibe him out. If neither works then calmly by the elbow and walk him off your property in the politest way possible (again while filming helps in case). If he aggros, you have footage. You have the face to pass on, and you have your own frame to instruct your other fellas how to handle it.

Otherwise just mace / pepper his knees or lower torso. Should send a strong enough message