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PSA: Florida is a death trap

submitted by Endo_Aryan to whatever 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 09:46:17 ago (+37/-0)     (whatever)

Our hurricanes are 6 million miles across and blow 300 mph. We have anacondas, blood-sucking mosquitos, and a season every year where "hatebugs" swarm en masse and take all the finish off your car. Our cockroaches fly and our gators have AIDS. Not to mention our pollen season is deadly to vaxxed Yankees. Purebloods, Crackers, and honorary crackers with a blood-sweet tea ratio of 10:1 are exempt.

So any queers and faggots who moved to St Pete thinking you were going to have rainbow orgies are in for a rude awakening. Just cut your losses and slink back to wherever you came from. #demexit

Ready the johnboats and kayaks, boys. Biscuits before bagels


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Andrew took down a tree, everything else has been more of the same.