submitted by paul_neri to pics6 monthsOct 6, 2024 01:10:32 ago (+6/-1) (pics)
So Tyrannosaurus rex sent me off to Aldi to buy her some "basil in a pot".I got to Aldi and was pleased as punch there was one pot left. It was small and stunted, much like me, but with some TLC it would blossom into something wondrous, again much like me. I thought Her Majesty would be so pleased I scored some basil in a pot. How wrong was I. She went ballistic: "How many times have I told you not to buy it if it's small? Don't you ever listen?. 1. She may have told me 2; I probably didn't listen because when you are constantly criticised and hectored one tends to turn off. You see, what she does is buy the plant for its leaves which she gobbles up. Apparently it's good value because you get fresh basil leaves plus some rootstock for growing the thing. Alas I thought she just wanted the plant to grow. But in any event, in a world where people are dying in conflict every day is it worth getting so upset about $3Aus plant ffs? It's not as if we are on a budget.Women are just queer imo and I am married to one of the queerest!Anyway she sent me off today to try and get a better plant and I did! She was not totally happy with it but reasonably happy.Shopping is a very stressful time for me. I do it because she can't drive; shops too far for her to walk to and...she won't mask up and she's not vaccinated against the Covid.
paul_neri 0 points 6 months ago
Your missus is obviously not a Trad Wife as no traditional wife would call the lion in her life "cunty" and it's unfeminine to boot.