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I AM THE UNEXPECTED NIGHTMARE OF SHITSKIN PHONE SCAMMERS

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 7 monthsOct 4, 2024 16:06:38 ago (+4/-0)     (HDLunited)

I started this crude behavioral response a few years back and I do enjoy it.

When I feel like ruining a scammer's day, providing it's not a robo-jeet, I'll let the shitter spew out the intro thinking that I'm an easy snag. That's when I throw the axe.

If it's a male jeet I'll tell him that his mother, wife or daughter is a filthy whore who fucks baboons and if it's a female jeet I'll tell her that her english would improve if she had more cock in her mouth.

Now I'm not advocating verbatim vulgarity as everyone has a different style of approach, you can be as colorful as you want and maybe even spice things up with an innocuous death wish or two...and...there's always room to add in a dislike of jews or a support for Japan's past intentions of wanting to eradicate the shitskin problem.

A few months back I had one on the line and I couldn't resist with the crudeness that I specialize in, I had dead air for a few seconds and just as he was about to speak I layed into him with his "whore of a wife" line again.

The call ended with a hangup.

I've got juicy stories of how I handled broads on the telephone after calling my number inadvertently by mistake, hey I can handle one or two misdials but not three or four...needless to say their imagination expanded after hanging up.

It's all about making the shitty things in life fun...or else you go mad.


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Yup...the Japs have a historic claim to the Orient and considerd the mutt breed of jeets to be a foreign scourge...even the Chinese language is a bastardized form of Japanese which is why both cultures understand the languages...I have a "Sun Flag" captured in Okinawa and the Japanese words on the flag were interpreted by a Chinese lady I know, the flag was a story of the soldiers at that battle site and that "THEY WERE FIGHTING UNTIL DEATH FOR WORLD FREEDOM"...the Japs also hated the Koreans