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Young nigger door knocker comes to my house for the local telecom company.
And while spending 18 minutes, trying to learn how to log into his company, iPad, in slight embarrassment he asked me
Nig— “So Are you from here?”
Me —. “My whole life”
Nig — (as if to talk to me like a Nigger) “but where from originally?”
Me — “like I just told you”
Me — “why where are you from?”
Nig — “oh from here to”
Me — “ha, ya except you’re not”

Nig looks up at me surprised
“Oh uhh, uhh from Ethiopia”
“You know where that is?”
Me — “just south of Egypt enough to have had absolutely nothing to do with the pyramids…right?”

Me — “ I’m not switching ISP’s bro”
Nigger — “oh ok thanks for your time”