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Watched the latest beetlejuice movie... Yes it's as you'd expect. Half was genuinely trying and half was trying to ruin it.

submitted by CoronaHoax to movies 7 monthsSep 15, 2024 21:18:27 ago (+3/-0)     (movies)

Climate change. Jenna Ortega. What was the point in having this "girl" in the movie? "Modern times" tax? She's ugly. And has zero ability to act. Zero.

It's like every movie they make now their geniune purpose is to ruin it. While at the at the same time 50% of the movie was genuinely trying. It's sad because at the end you realize, you just watched it because you wanted to go back once last time. And it kind provides it while ruining it like it's some invisible hand contractual obligation that they must.

I don't know if the like 3 original actors they had in it were just old, or they were forced to subdue themselves, but winoa in particular "acted" like she literally wasn't allowed to say or have a reaction to anything.

There was almost no story. Like literally no story, nothing "happened", it was like a modern take on any other movie made now where you could swear their intended audience is severe autism damaged individuals who can't take too much dialog or complex stories / punch lines etc. They had actors showing up in the movie who effectively, literally did nothing. They had a seeming "role" in a "story" but the story was nothing and actual summed actions were nothing. They like literally just had screen time. It was weird to watch because it was autistically lobotomized.

It's sad really, what they're doing to who we are.


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