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How do i fuck with this guy

submitted by anon to askanon 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 05:42:39 ago (+1/-0)     (askanon)

Met this douche bag vp from jpmorgan thinks he's ace of spades.

i wanna cut him down to size. i have his details.

what's some good ways to fuck this guy over without being too cruel (and therefore break laws or jeopardize myself)


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anon 0 points 8 months ago

A few things you can do. If you meet him in a business meeting, you could make him look stupid. Use a phrase with an ambiguous double meaning - introduce the topic A, distraction from A, question B. You have him assume the distraction topic needs answering. So he goes on about it, and then you reveal the topic was A. Now he looks stupid and you innocent.

Have AI work out the conversation, say it's for a book.

Another thing you can do is figure out why he is irritating, and bring up a connotation, that way people associate it with him.

A third technique depends upon his personality, does he like to publicly show people up, bait him, say you didn't want to quibble, them prove him wrong publicly.

Always aim to look well intentioned