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So i get a bit bored at night and ive got a nice car at the moment so im like fuckit, midnight spin, joint, snack, bed. Kind of wanted to check this joint out because they do 'Philly cheesesteak subs' trigger warning, you will never actually get a real one here, its... whatever the store wants it to be

So im like 'Ill have a philly cheesesteak sub' 'ok burger' 'no, sub' 'oh... you mean wrap?' 'long roll... sub' point at menu and picture of actual sub... 'no solly we dont do sub' 'ok a wrap. two potato cakes, a dim sim, and ill get some chips. oh and some mayo on the side for the chips' 'ok'

sit around for 15 minutes, get the food, get to the car, open the bag, no mayo on the side, no mayo on the chips. straight up im like oh fuck here we go...

this idiot has put literally an entire jar of fucking mayonnaise on top of this sliced beef and fucking.... not even cheese wiz filled up fucking thing thats that full of.... absolute fucking shit it cant even be wrapped up properly, and ive just noped out. gets thrown at the general direction of the shop door (fuckin clean up your mess yourselves, ive already wasted enough time) an hour later im munching harder than when i left.

not even pissed, im genuinely trying to work out how this fuckwit even made that connection in the first place outside of 'white people have to add mayonnaise to everything' - well maybe but the shit is like vegimite, you dont put a fucking jar of it on anything, and you dont put it on shit that already has something like peanut fucking butter on it!

not a rant either, just bored shitless.