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5-10 years: 99% of all knowledge comes from having a censored "Children's Bible" selectively read to them in Sunday School as a kid.
Whatever you do, don't tell the kids about God's Chosenites committing Genocide.
Or the part where Jews rape their daughters in caves.
The part about the rainbow and zoo boat is nice though. Sanitize it and ship it!

10-Adult: Don't you dare read anything other than the red text in the NT.

Naughty Adults: Get curious and read Genesis and Exodus uncensored.

All Christ-Cucks: Leviticus is really fucking boring. Make excuses about how this isn't the real Bible anyway. Stop reading.
Never acknowledge all the Jewish shit between Leviticus and NT.

Finally: Get confused when told Jesus is a Jew, because all the messianic prophecies are in the parts Christ-Cucks don't read.