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Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Goyim Squad Iron-on Patch only $13.95

submitted by bossman131 to random 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 11:13:36 ago (+3/-1)     (shoptheweitzman.org)

https://shoptheweitzman.org/products/secret-jewish-space-laser-corps-goyim-squad-iron-on-patch

There's a job for everyone in the Corps! We polish the mirrors, align the guidance system, and, when we are called on, we fire the laser on our very real and not fake satellite. But what happens on Shabbat? Members of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobs until the appearance of the three stars (as seen from our ground-based headquarters, of course.)

And now, members of the Goyim Squad can wear their patches proudly!


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Confirmed via the Defense.Gov website...

DEWS tested on the X-37B .. in 2020

The Air Force's Rapid Capability Office has combined forces with the Air Force Research Lab, and now with the U.S. Space Force to execute a mission that maximizes the X 37-B's unique capabilities, she said. "This important mission will host more experiments than any prior X-37B flight, including two NASA experiments," she added.

One of the experiments will test the reaction of "significant materials" to the conditions in space," Barrett said. A second experiment will study the effect of ambient space radiation on seeds. A third experiment, designed by the Naval Research Laboratory, transforms solar power into radiofrequency microwave energy, then studies transmitting that energy to Earth, Barrett said.

- https://www.defense.gov/News/News-Stories/Article/Article/2177974/leaders-chart-the-course-as-us-space-force-launches/


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