No matter how well trained a jew's monkey may seem, never relax. Never turn your back on it. Never show concern, empathy or sympathy.
In any interaction with a jew's monkey, be prepared to kill it if you have to at the first sign of agitation, such as showing up at your home unannounced, after telling you, "The next time I see you I'm going to fuck you up."
BulletStopper 4 points 11 months ago
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No matter how well trained a jew's monkey may seem, never relax. Never turn your back on it. Never show concern, empathy or sympathy.
In any interaction with a jew's monkey, be prepared to kill it if you have to at the first sign of agitation, such as showing up at your home unannounced, after telling you, "The next time I see you I'm going to fuck you up."