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My big nite out: a field report on the state of the Union in NW FL

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 yearJun 15, 2024 22:14:28 ago (+20/-0)     (whatever)

I worked on a guy's boat today on the Emerald Coast of FL. When I got home, I had a sudden urge to go out. I never go out, unless I am playin music at a bar with a band, which I do a few times a month.

First place: very nice upscale place on a bay. Haven't been there in a year. Trio band playing. Chick singer is WAY too fuckin loud. Bassist is basically soloing the whole time. No one is sitting near them. I try, but move away a minute later. Caterwauling roastie angst is not for me.

This venue is famous for sunsets. I go to the ass end of the property, and there are a dozen niggers takin pics. Now, these are upscale niggers, old and yung, a fambly on vacation, dressed nicely and not chimping out. Still, I was so aggravated that I left. This whole area is super White, fuckin niggers should stay in Atlanta.

I walk across the street to another place. Same owner. Super upscale, realtors and doctors n sheeit. No niggers this time. No band, no music. Lots of expensively dressed people, tasty chicks. I sat on a bench and had a beer (I rarely drink). Looking at all the happy people made me wanna puke, so I left.

Drivin home, I decided to hit another place. This is an expensive touristy area, lots of bars. Haven't been there in over a year. A DJ was butchering songs as a band was setting up. Shit music. I sat at a table, and a hideous troll roastie told me it's for food-eaters only. I gave her my meanest glare, and said I am leaving anyway. I went home and ate some shroom gummies. Hope the rest of the night is more interesting.

TL;DR: normie shit is just not for me. But it was a good reminder why I never bother going out.


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