...another sleepy dusty Delta day I was out choppin cotton and my brother was bailin hay At dinner time we stopped and walked back to the house for Something to eat And mama yelled at the back door, "remember y'all to wipe your feet"...she said she got some news this morning from Choctaw Ridge... Billy Joe McCallister jumped off the Talahache Bridge...
Well fuck me...I've had my fill of blackeyed peas and biscuits and I've got 5 more acres in the lower 40 to plow.
Billy Joe got into it with some niggers and ✡s and thought there was an arrest warrant out for him after someone discovered a stolen bicycle near the cotton field. Then someone found a few pair of red nike runners but oddly they were all left foot shoes and a busted up menora with a lice infested kippah embedded into one of the tines.
Turned out the shoes were display items and not full sets but the niggers hocked them anyways...apparently they owed the jew money but it agreed to settle up with hot merch.
Afterwards it was revealed that someone saw Billy Joe throwing something off the "Talahache Bridge" and he was to be rewarded for his community service...but he didn't know.
And now everyone moved to Tipalo and opened a haberdashery...and that's the way it is June 3rd 2024
Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 11 months ago
@HellenHighwater...according to legend it's something to that effect.