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I'm trying to make up a conspiracy theory about people from Peru

submitted by NaturalSelectionistWorker to conspiracy 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 05:07:42 ago (+21/-2)     (conspiracy)

but I just can't find any examples of Peruvians in high ranking government positions, let alone dozens in every major country.

but I just can't find any examples of Peruvians running our news and entertainment media, let alone a majority of them.

but I just can't find any examples of Peruvians who were Federal Reserve chairs, let alone for 40 of the last 50 years.

but I just can't find any examples of Peruvians running child sex trafficking rings to sexually blackmail the people who run our society like Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, Clare Bronfman, Roy Cohn, and Assi Ben Mosh.

but I just can't find any Peruvian billionaires who spend millions every election cycle, let alone a few on each side of the aisle.

but I just can't find any Peruvian prophets who created major world religions, let alone the two biggest religions in the world that taught more than half the world to worship a jewish god.

You can replace Peruvians with literally any nation, ethnicity, religion, etc. except one, and it works.


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Something, flute band.
Peruvian flute bands.