submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to FatPeopleHate 3 weeksMay 19, 2024 09:09:43 ago (+6/-1) (nypost.com)
https://nypost.com/2024/05/19/lifestyle/plus-size-influencer-jaelynn-chaney-slams-sea-tac-airport-worker-for-allegedly-not-pushing-her-in-wheelchair/
purityspiral 0 points 3 weeks ago
If I had to fly a lot, it would almost be worth it to buy two seats and be so disgusting no one wants to sit next to me anyway. Kinda sounds like heaven, no wonder they stay fat.
New idea, I'll call them and be all "yea I'm a big fatass so I need 2 seats."
Then I show up all fit and manspread across my flying kingdom.
Hopefully get across from a hamplanet with 2 seats and be all like "aint this the life? I'm never dieting!"
Yes, I have reached the point in life where my goal is simply to troll the whole world. Fat fuckers.