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Last nite's gig: a field report on the state of the Floridian

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 weeksMay 19, 2024 08:50:18 ago (+37/-1)     (whatever)

I play music as a side thing. Last nite we were in Destin, a popular tourist town. Every roastie I saw had tatts. I make it a point to spot wahmens with no tatts, and am usually disappointed. There was some kind of pirate-themed event in town, and hordes of drunken roasties were stumbling around and shrieking like maniacs. EVERY ONE had tatts. The reek of devil weed was everywhere. I saw a fat girl (with tatts) puking in the street, another one passed out beside her. It looked like her mom.


I only saw 3 niggers all nite, and they were well-behaved, for the moment. I had my FN 9mm with me for instant attitude adjustment, just in case the nig decided to nog.

After the gig I packed up quickly, and sped home to a hot shower. That is all.


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