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Share the most clown world thing you’ve seen today

submitted by WNwoman to whatever 2 weeksMay 13, 2024 15:19:07 ago (+16/-0)     (whatever)

Today at the airport I saw a sheboon wearing a t-shirt that said “SHE FROM CHICAGO”.

I laughed all morning at that one.


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I had to call the cops on a 30ish neckbeard twat who kept driving past my house in a subaru with 6 foot long exhaust pipes coming out the back. Rear Window: "Lowered Empire" in vatoscript. The cop was on his phone with me when he found him, he laughed and gave me no trouble (it was a very clown world car). The gentlemen has been told to use his killswitch when in our residential neighborhood.

I didn't call the cops at first, I chased his bitch ass down the road in my car to his job and told him up close not to do that bullshit. (He's not just driving by, he's intentionally blasting my whole street and every1 bitches about him). I'm on the corner, so I'm probably more fed up than most. He started whining about me following him this time (2nd time I caught up to him in a week). His boss comes out and tries to be surly, so I do the white thing and finally ask "wtf is the problem here anyway? Why do you do it?" They literally start reeing about traffic. So I left em alone and called the cops, but not before letting the fat shit know he was a fat shit.

This was today.