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A man is tasked with refurbishing hitlers apartment.

submitted by Redwolf1488 to whatever 4 monthsJan 7, 2024 09:53:26 ago (+2/-5)     (whatever)

A man is tasked with refurbishing hitters childhood apartment. He's halfway through the project now.

He lays down the seven foot baseboard ever so gently and nails it into the floor.

He smooths and sands the seven foot board and as he works he begins to tall to himself.

"My fuhrer I have paid this task the utmost attention. My only wish is to serve and honor your legacy. I ask that you appear and tell me I have done so."

The man begins painting the seven foot board. And as he is painting the ghost of Hitler appears.

The man turns around and says "my fuhrer please tell me I have served and honored your legacy."

"NEIN. ZE BOARDS VERE SUPPOSED TO BE NEIN."


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Had this in my dream last night. Thought it was funny. Wanted to write it down.