...we here at Chapter Eleven know all too well the inconveniences that arise from sudden bankruptcy and the impulsive urges associated with it. Whether your fiscal dilemma is the result of a government manufactured collapse of the economy, or excessive taxation by the three levels of government or maybe even because of the embezzlement of funds by that diverse hire Nigerian who came with a government subsidy guarantee...or maybe your present state of pecuniary misery is the result of an avaricious issue with cocaine. Whatever the reason for your shit luck inability to purchase that "big gulp" or that late model Lamborghini that your wife's boyfriend's been hounding her for, whatever the reason is for your lack of funds, rest assured that you're not alone...you are floating on a sinking ship, which means that you won't be floating for very much longer. To avoid those mildly humiliating moments of embarrassment we suggest supplementing your income with a part time position guarding the Mexican border from the illegal entry of unwanted aliens posing as American citizens, Canadian tourists or Israeli jewish psychiatrists...hry rate of pay for individuals already bankrupt is $13.37...hrly rate of pay for those in pre-stage bankruptcy and have yet to go through the "forfeiture" process is 15% more along with danger pay and retention bonus (retention bonus applies only to mortal wounding of illegals.
If you're desperately in need of extra cash and have a healthy aversion to physical work, and want to meet like minded people who are just as broke as you are and who've ripped more lines than a "10lb bass", then this job is for you...all that's required is that you supply your own fold out chair and weapon of choice and you'll be situated at one of the many well traveled routes intersecting the Mexican & US border. Call now, operators are on standby ready to sign you up onto the program of... HALTING IMMIGRATION THROUGH LETHAL ENTRANCE ROUTES... OR "HITLER" for short.
Name 1 points 1.8 years ago
I have to stop being so ironic and sarcastic in my comments. Most people can’t take a joke. I’m glad you can. Have a great day.