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Lizzo Close to ‘Quitting’ Music Over ‘Bullshit’ Comments About Her Body

submitted by Scyber to Niggers 2 yearsJun 1, 2023 00:19:58 ago (+9/-0)     (urbanhollywood411.com)

https://urbanhollywood411.com/lizzo-threatens-to-quit-music-over-online-abuse/

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Obese sheboon is REEEEEEEING!

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Ladies and gentlegoats, Lizzo needs our help -- DESPERATELY.

Stolen from her ocean and forced to perform for the land-dwellers, she is slowly dying from the toxic fat-shaming and White supremacisms.
We must free her from the sticky, food-encrusted bars of the cage her handlers keep her in and return her to the sea.

Now, being conditioned to accept captivity, she will instinctually reject her native waters at first, but we must stand firm for her sake; she's counting on us.
When she tries to return to land, we must physically prevent her by shoving her back in, repeatedly, until she loses the strength to resist and finally accepts its watery embrace.