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Came across a burner and her shitsprog today

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to AskGoats 2.0 yearsMay 14, 2023 17:27:21 ago (+16/-0)     (AskGoats)

Went to the local quickie mart for some mid-day beverages and this fat toll payer with nigglet on hip came in after me and upon my leaving, was parked right next to me. I was giving her the stink eye and I know she could feel it. I was trying to recall one of the funny phrases for a moment like this and I had some clues. Only trouble is I have not perfected these phrases and sayings for public use, so I didn’t say a thing. In retrospect it was perfect timing for the, “awe, are you baby sitting?, that’s so sweet”, or some shit.

I’m also not much into creating conflict, so I’m curious as to suggestions on how to proceed next time a fat White monkey manager shows up with its sprig.


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