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"omg you guys. I wanted to come to the USA to whore myself out to rich Americans, and break loads if laws in the process. Pristitution, tax evasion, working on a tourist visa to name a few. The meanies at the airport wouldn't let me in. It's not a total waste though, as I called up the evil kikes at NYP and they were happy to run my story, where I got more exposure to invest and got a lot More subscribers."