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Fuck, my wife locks herself out of her car a couple times a year. This last time I don't even know how it was possible. She drives an Acura with one of those key fobs that will automatically open the door if you're close enough and just pull the handle. I still don't know how she managed to do that. The day she did it was the day after I needed her to pick me up from work because I was sick, my truck was at work and I was at home. I told her to call AAA, but Lo and behold she let that shit expire. I had to walk two miles with a 100° fever to bring her the spare key.

I was a pissed off Peckerwood that day. She's fucking lucky I love her or she would've been walking 4 miles there and back.