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Step 1: Be a narcissistic whore.

Step 2: Exaggerate or completely fabricate a “conflict” (usually against a prominent person or place/business) that involves the alleged shaming or exploitation of your body.

Step 3: Go to a news outlet with your story and be sure to include lascivious pictures of yourself and links to your social media acccounts.

This recipe has been used by whores for 15 or so years and every year more and more use it.