Years ago I worked on the beach in Florida. As a prank we would bring a loaf of bread and cover a coworkers car with slices. The car would be mobbed with seagulls. At the end of the day it would look like it was painted with bird shit! Good times. Another time I saw a guy get shit on by a pelican. They let loose a huge liquid load that smells like rotten fish. I was 25 ft from the poor bastard and was gagging!
I like Seagulls, they are scrappy. People call them rats qith wings but they have developed a highly successful survival strategy same as the pidgeons. Just live alongside the wasteful ass humans and wait for them to drop food. Use their stupid water features for drinking and bathing. Who needs to tap on the ground for worms all day when some toddler just dropped half an ice cream?
YamaMaya 0 points 3.2 years ago
I like Seagulls, they are scrappy. People call them rats qith wings but they have developed a highly successful survival strategy same as the pidgeons. Just live alongside the wasteful ass humans and wait for them to drop food. Use their stupid water features for drinking and bathing. Who needs to tap on the ground for worms all day when some toddler just dropped half an ice cream?