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Red meat is bad for your health goy, eat bugs instead, very nutritious and you can save the planet by doing so. You want to save the planet, right goy?

submitted by didyouknow to whatever 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 13:23:39 ago (+14/-0)     (de.catbox.moe)

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Also eating red meat can cause heart problems and we so don't want that but we got this experimental injection that has shown over and over again to cause heart inflammation and heart attacks but it's safe and effective and you should inject yourself with it 6+ times every year. And if you don't, we'll fire you from your job, not allow you to participate in society and eventually throw you in the GULAG. That's how much we care about your health, so listen to us when we say red meat is bad and bug food is great.

Adapting lizard diet is how we'll save the planet!


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The irony of your name.