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Based Birthday Boy

submitted by dingbat to random 3.6 yearsNov 19, 2021 23:23:39 ago (+50/-0)     (random)

Today was my son’s 15th birthday. He decided to hang out with some friends and they went to a larger gathering. Less than an hour after I dropped him off, I got a text, asking me to pick him up because there were some kids he didn’t like. When he got in the car, I asked him what was up. He said, “I found out there were these two guys coming over...one has blue hair and is (he used exaggerated air quotes) BISEXUAL and the other one talks about how there’s 30 genders—I’d rather be at home hanging out than be forced to be around people who force their retarded opinions on me. Impressive, son! He didn’t give a shit about what anyone thought and was happy to leave. Very based!


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lmao. Well tell him for now on he needs to start calling these communist cattle out and not walk away. Shaming is what keeps cultural norms.