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It doesn't take much scrolling through their blog to determine that the Raspberry Pi team is mostly a bunch of fruit loops: https://www.raspberrypi.org/blog/

Looking for a less cucked alternative to purchase, if anyone knows of a similar product. I need 2 of these, one of which I'm going to use for Adguard DNS router filtering, and another that I'm going to use for NymphCast on one of my TV's.

I've never even used a Pi before, so I'm not exactly sure what specs I'd need for either of those two projects, but pretty sure any potato that can run Linux and has networking abilities would be fine.

The more FOSS the better.