That's awesome! I went to a Rush concert where somehow my friend and I got normal tickets and wound up in the retard cripple section.
It was great! We had a special door to avoid the crowds. Some security guy is like, "You can't use this door, it is for handicap folks." I showed him my retard cripple ticket (E: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jWGbvemTag)! He had to let me through.
It got even worse. Because I am a "retarded cripple" on my ticket, special folks would come out and get beer (and food) for us. It was so hilarious.
I think this was in the late 90s. I'm sure the retard cripple folks are catered to even better now.
E2: One other thing. We had leg room like a first-class cabin on a plane. The only problem is we were not close to the stage, but not far either.
GrayDragon 0 points 3.8 years ago
That's awesome! I went to a Rush concert where somehow my friend and I got normal tickets and wound up in the retard cripple section.
It was great! We had a special door to avoid the crowds. Some security guy is like, "You can't use this door, it is for handicap folks." I showed him my retard cripple ticket (E: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jWGbvemTag)! He had to let me through.
It got even worse. Because I am a "retarded cripple" on my ticket, special folks would come out and get beer (and food) for us. It was so hilarious.
I think this was in the late 90s. I'm sure the retard cripple folks are catered to even better now.
E2: One other thing. We had leg room like a first-class cabin on a plane. The only problem is we were not close to the stage, but not far either.