You are most likely to be murdered by someone you know. Therefore I have no friends to minimize my chances of being murdered. - Upgoat

You are most likely to be murdered by someone you know. Therefore I have no friends to minimize my chances of being murdered.
submitted by TheViciousMrPim to whatever 3.8 yearsJul 2, 2021 20:24:06 ago (+34/-0) (whatever)

I think the secret of immortality might be being as unlikable as possible.

fucking idiot.
your chances of getting killed are slightly lower, but why live an unhappy life?