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HERE'S AN UPDATE ON MY KIDNEY STONE

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 20:01:38 ago (+35/-2)     (HDLunited)

I think I may have come across a sure fire remedy for this cursed kidney stone glitch and take note everyone because this is good info.

After another spasmodic attack this morning I knew I was at the end of my options. The last 2 weeks has been agony and percocets and I couldn't do it anymore.

I squeezed 2 lemons and mixed an equal part of olive oil (extra virgin), about 2oz each...I closed my eyes and dropped it down the hatch. Within 5minutes no pain, no twitch and no irritating penile sensation like I had to piss. It actually didn't have that bad of an after taste but it did kill my appetite, 6hrs later still no symptoms, I couldn't even walk because the resonance from my stride would rattle my kidney....I felt so good I went into the bush and cut some wood and I feel great .

There is something to this mixture and it isn't a placebo effect either because there is no way of disguising a fucking kidney stone. And I'm pounding back the water.

THIS FUCKING WORKS...FILE THIS ONE FAGGOTS, IT MAY SAVE YOU TROUBLE DOWN THE ROAD.


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[ - ] 1Icemonkey 8 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 21:09:53 ago (+8/-0)

Drink more water.

[ - ] RoBatten 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 22:41:49 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, we're supposed to output around 2 liters per day. Do it. I don't want the stones. I've had 3 different women tell me that the stones hurt WAY MORE than child birth.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 23:31:06 ago (+2/-0)

Only a man can say whether they hurt more than a good kick in the balls (I'm guessing yes).

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 02:31:31 ago (+1/-0)

Different pain but the crippling effect is the same except the kidney stone pain lasts a long time.

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 01:15:30 ago (+1/-0)

Yes

[ - ] fightknightHERO 8 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 20:08:12 ago (+8/-0)

Voat comments save lives

[ - ] Redhairin 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 19:08:20 ago (+3/-0)

Buchu is another good bladder and kidney herb to keep around, both as preventative and treatment.

https://www.intechopen.com/chapters/45834

[ - ] Cynabuns 5 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 20:53:00 ago (+5/-0)

Glad that is working for you :)

This worked for me: Royal Break Stone. Got this from my naturopath physician many years ago, never took a pain pill once I started this, never required surgery, this was the brand I took and I was able to find it locally, https://www.amazon.com/Whole-World-Botanicals-Break-Stone-Kidney-Bladder/dp/B0027E6NO4

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 22:39:17 ago (+1/-0)

The "stone breaker" appears convincing.

[ - ] Cynabuns 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 23:14:14 ago (+2/-0)

She said it softened the stones and smoothed the edges. Saved me for sure.

[ - ] system 5 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 20:25:07 ago (+5/-0)

Kidney stones has been a fear of mine since I was a child, a friends dad was dealing with it and hearing the agony he went through stuck with me. I wish you the best :/

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 22:47:12 ago (+4/-0)

It was always in the back of my mind for the last 40+ years, I had an attack while scuba diving, I had an attack while on my motorcycle, an attack at work in 1980 a mile underground while loading Nilite and Amex explosives for a blast, 4 major attacks since 1978 and hospitalized once and it sucks...but this remedy is doing something positive because I can feel the relief.

[ - ] con77 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 23:33:01 ago (+4/-0)

DUDE! I get this stuff called stonebreaker from a health food store. Its a fucking miracle drug!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 02:32:46 ago (+1/-0)

You're the second one to mention that, I'm going to check it out.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 10:40:10 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 13:25:41 ago (+0/-0)

THANKS....the wife even showed me a write up on it and she's ordering it today.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 18:03:28 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 20:06:35 ago (+1/-0)

On it..thnx

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 08:37:07 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 03:56:08 ago (+3/-0)

Regularly drink homemade lemonade. It's simple and cheap. One bottle of concentrated lemon juice can make about 20 gallons. It's good for you. It's much much cheaper than soda or other things they want to sell you. It's no calories.

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 08:07:26 ago (+2/-0)

Fun times.

I passed this bad boy last year. https://ibb.co/WF02ycq

It took a week.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 13:29:40 ago (+1/-0)

I went into spasms just looking at that thing.

[ - ] middle_path 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 20:28:40 ago (+3/-0)

I'll remember this. My wife got one a few years back, a year after labor. She said no contest, the stone was worse than childbirth.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 14:31:57 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 7, 2021 06:07:50 ago (+0/-0)

Natural remedies, not homeopathic. Homeopathy is a scam.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 7, 2021 07:16:54 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 08:03:45 ago (+0/-0)

Homeopathy is by definition a placebo. Placebos can have a therapeutic effect, and some conditions resolve themselves.

Holistic medicine is actual treatment but tries to improve whole health instead of treating symptoms. Natural medicine prefers plant sources of medicine. Lots of alternative medicine out there that isn't quackery.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 23:25:36 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 02:33:58 ago (+1/-0)

I feel your pain and that sucks.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 13:25:24 ago (+1/-0)*

Do you know if you have the kind of stones caused by calcium? I believe they are the most common. I read that taking Magnesium citrate or potassium citrate will help prevent stones from recurring and maybe even reduce their size. Its got to be citrate. Apparenentlyl B vitamins may also help.

I see people recommending the chanca piedra on here. Not sure if it works by reducing inflamation in the ureter or what.

Good luck.

Edit: I was just reading about Hydroxycitric acid which is supposed to work even better than magnesium citrate according to some recent studies. You can buy it as a supplement. It seems to be used as a diet supplement as well.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30915494/

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 21:24:39 ago (+2/-0)

Acidic blood dissolves stones. Do you know if your stones are calcium oxylate or uric acid. Drinking lemonade or cranberry juice staves them off.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 21:40:39 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 22:40:43 ago (+0/-0)

Which ones?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 7, 2021 22:32:50 ago (+0/-0)

Both, the acidic juices will prevent crystals from forming

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 22:51:42 ago (+0/-0)

The one I had removed in 2000 was an oxalate so that's what I'm going with on this bout.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 07:46:00 ago (+1/-0)

Have you thought about removing oxalates from your diet to prevent new stones in the future?

[ - ] beece 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 20:14:33 ago (+2/-0)

Appreciate the info brother, glad it worked for you too. I'm filing it.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 06:06:17 ago (+1/-0)

Great post, saving this for stone reasons. Thanks for the tip

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 01:34:47 ago (+1/-0)

It just means your kidney finally died

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 22:39:12 ago (+1/-0)

This sounds more like bile aid. Are you sure you have a kidney stone and not a gallstone?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 22:49:51 ago (+1/-0)

No I'm familiar with the stones and I blew out 3 in the last week, thought I ripped my dick.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 07:38:03 ago (+3/-0)

Oh fuck!!! Ok nvm then. That sounds like hell. I wish you a very quick relief and recovery.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 04:34:03 ago (+0/-0)

How does olive oil help?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 13:34:43 ago (+1/-0)

I don't have a clue, apparently has something to do with the healthy fatty acids and when combined with the acidic lemon juice it moves the stone out, all I know is that I just went 30 hours with no attack and zero symptoms. It worked and it was one hell of an energy boost.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 21:04:44 ago (+0/-0)

Do you pee in a bigger stream after you pass it? Try kicking yourself in the groin (It can be done, I've done it).

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 5, 2021 22:53:27 ago (+2/-0)

Last night was a strong dribble but couldn't empty out...tonight I piss like a race horse.