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What? Tim Cook .. he be a Racist!

submitted by try to funny 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 09:18:55 ago (+11/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Splooge 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2021 14:22:10 ago (+0/-0)

From one of my posts on old Voat:

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Ever wonder why niggers still steal iPhones? After all, it ain't like you can sell them on eBay like before, nor can Shitavious start using it, since they can be remotely disabled/bricked.

They're sold in bulk to unscrupulous repair places and stripped for parts.

Ever seen some sweaty gypsy at a mall kiosk? He'll repair your cracked screen for $150! Wait, but don't genuine Apple screens cost at least $250? Oh but he'll use genuine parts to fix your device! Now you know how he can afford to do it.

A variant of this happens in areas with lots of bars/clubs. Niggers will send their coalburners from venue to venue on Friday/Saturday mornings to say "I left my phone here last night. Oh yes, yes that's the one, thank you!" And bam, free device.
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And another:

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For anyone wondering why niggers steal cellphones, it's not to resell them directly on Craigslist (like in the early days of smartphones). They're sold to unscrupulous repair shops and stripped for parts. If you ever wondered why Apple will charge you $300 to replace your screen, but the smelly Lebanese guy at the mall kiosk will do it for $150 and use "Genuine Apple Parts," now you know where they come from.

In most cases though, niggers aren't smart enough to have a fence arranged or know where to go offload their stolen phones, they just do it because shiny and muhdikk gibbsmuhdats
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And finally:

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In the earliest days of Apple products, niggers stole iPhones so they could have theyselfz tha latest sailfoam nignoglogy. You could rip off a phone and sell it as is too if you wanted some dat crack moniez.

Then tracking tech was added, passcode protection, remote deactivation, etc. So nogs began to rob Apple stores (and tourists) near high-traffic areas where they could quickly unload them, either hand-to-hand or black market. It was a race -- a nog would punch out some YT muhfugga, take the iPhone and run to the nearest open-air marketplace to sell it for around $100-150 to some other dumb YT, claiming it was theirs and "proving" it by demonstrating they knew the passcode (from shoulder surfing) and that it had service.

Both of the methods I've described are no longer as common, although the "race to sell" is still somewhat prominent. The game now is no longer in the sale of iPhones.

What these niggers do now is rip off a shitload of iPhones and sell them in bulk to unscrupulous albanians, lebanese, gooks, etc. You ever go to a mall and see an iPhone repair kiosk? Look at the prices. Apple will replace your cracked screen for around $300. These guys can do it for $100. How? Now you know.

So the game has become one of stripped parts. Repair kiosks are now "chop shops" for phones instead of cars. Even if you locate the IMEI, your phone's been parted into six different pairs of hands. Apple has been trying to solve this by designing their phones to be difficult to disassemble (hence the glue and weird wiring/screws that normies gripe about) -- this is one reason why. Recently, they've begun releasing software updates that can recognize attempts to replace "non-original" components.

Essentially, the price of iPhones keeps going up due in part to nigger monkeyshines.
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[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 10:23:00 ago (+2/-0)

My wife would say "omg that's racist!". And try as I may, she'll never accept that of all the Apple smash and grabs, it's ALWAYS niggers!

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 09:38:06 ago (+2/-0)

They can still sell them for parts. I doubt they intended to keep them.

[ - ] Systemisgay 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 09:55:12 ago (+3/-0)

Pretty sure parts are now locked too

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 10:36:04 ago (+0/-0)

Well shieeet, maybe next time chose stuff that isn't under survilance to the last chip.

Is it me or does the US consist of 99% of Iphone owners? In Europe you have a healthy mix (yes yes same crap different name I know)

[ - ] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 4, 2021 19:14:01 ago (+0/-0)

It’s you.