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OMG a product!

submitted by Antiliberalsociety to whatever 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 06:59:08 ago (+39/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Why are they such faggots?


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 19 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 07:14:23 ago (+19/-0)

Their life is so empty they must fill it with plastic. Later today when it sees someone not wearing a mask at McDonald's anger will replace the plastic and it'll post again about how he heroically convinced a fascist to wear a mask, thus saving the galaxy from the dark side.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 8 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 08:45:50 ago (+8/-0)

Hey, I had that very one as a kid. It’s in a tote in my basement now. Because I’m not a kid anymore. And also it’s probably worth a lot for me to sell to one of these subhuman man children.

[ - ] cyclops1771 9 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 08:49:57 ago (+9/-0)

Worst part is, the man child paid huge expense to get one in its original box, and then proceeded to open the box, thereby destroying its value. Double fag.

[ - ] Splooge 6 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 11:16:00 ago (+6/-0)*

I just had a realization.

In (((Hollywood))) movies, there's the trope of some snobby collector that keeps everything in pristine wrappers, vaccuum sealed, etc. They're shown either becoming or in opposition to a hero character, who loves the collectibles so much that he'll take the toys/comics/whatever out of their packaging and play with/read them, because "muh that's what they're for."

Toy Story 2 comes to mind, specifically the antagonist Al (who recognizes the toy Woody as being extremely valuable).

What if this entire trope was designed by collector jews to convince goyim to destroy their own collectibles, thus increasing the value of remaining ones in jewish hands?

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 16:39:16 ago (+2/-0)

That's so crazy and jewy I believe it.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 14:27:35 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Splooge 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 11:13:42 ago (+2/-0)

I had a gigantic USS Enterprise as a kid. It had a button on it that made flying and laser sounds.

It's in storage now, because I too am no longer a child entranced by molded bits of plastic.

[ - ] goat777 6 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 08:51:19 ago (+6/-0)

Will never ever date a man who collects or enjoys dolls like this.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 5 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 11:31:16 ago (+5/-0)

I’m glad to see a faggot with a sense of standards. Keeping the dolls you like strictly for the bedroom. Good for you.

[ - ] goat777 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 15:49:45 ago (+0/-0)

How do I even respond to this? I guess I'm a faggot by default but I'm not an actual faggot.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 3, 2021 13:03:59 ago (+0/-0)

Internet rule #1, there are no real women without a time stamp

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 14:21:55 ago (+0/-0)

Same here. A little collectable here or there is fine, but this is just embarrassing

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 20:42:18 ago (+0/-0)

I'll let all the far right weeaboos know that you're not interested

[ - ] Version6 5 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 08:57:11 ago (+5/-0)

Just put him to sleep. He has nothing to live for anyway.

[ - ] Hey_guys_whats_up 3 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 09:19:04 ago (+3/-0)

Remember guys, everything on the internet is fake. In my opinion, I think he works for for the Lego marketing team, or he's just some shill who was paid to make this post, probably all they had to do was send this guy the set for free and he made this post for them. It's all subversive marketing, that's almost everything you see on a front page feed. Make no mistake, even if he tries his best to fight it, when Voat is big enough the front page will end up for sale by which ever soulless bugman Chinese person or Indian guy with the best (stolen) ai and bot tech.

[ - ] edmundo 3 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 09:41:34 ago (+3/-0)

This toy is not lego. Personally I understand adults who have hobbies - like collecting toys, legos, electric trains, plane models etc. I always liked lego and I still don't mind getting a set of bricks (not necessarily lego) from time to time. The issue is with the approach. You can enjoy any hobby as long as you stay a normal human being without behaving like crazy kid on drugs.

[ - ] kishind 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 13:29:37 ago (+1/-0)

Nostalgia and novelty are both dopamine-inducing.

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 14:22:51 ago (+0/-0)

Well-said

[ - ] Hey_guys_whats_up 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2021 06:21:51 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not bashing hobbies, some people can act like they make you less manly if you have hobbies other than chopping wood or farming but those people are boring.

Shit, I'd play with Lego, and it was my favorite toy as a kid too, my point was just that one shouldn't buy too much into seeing mouth-agaped soy boys promoting shit on the front page, they don't represent the general populace and they aren't on the front page organically.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 16:28:36 ago (+0/-0)

maybe, but that's pretty much the collective persona sites like reddit groom in their spineless user/empty consumers

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 14:26:45 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 13:05:17 ago (+1/-0)

The proper thing to do would be to buy this for his own kid and share with that kid a love of sci-fi. Show the kid cool shows/stories, games, and toys, and bond over those things together.

Over/under on this guy having a mulatto mutt-thing in the house?

[ - ] Antiliberalsociety [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 19:24:51 ago (+0/-0)

Kid?

[ - ] Rayden 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 20:00:25 ago (+0/-0)

This guy is the reason your codebase is filled with old JavaScript frameworks.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 14:44:32 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] templurker 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 13:55:49 ago (+0/-0)

Who the fuck still wants the same shit they wanted when they were two years old, as an adult?

[ - ] collegeTry 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 14:32:15 ago (+1/-0)

milkers

[ - ] mattsixteen24 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 12:41:05 ago (+0/-0)

Bred to consume.

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 2.8 yearsJun 23, 2021 11:56:25 ago (+0/-1)

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