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tourist girls
submitted by con77 to whatever 3 yearsApr 1, 2021 21:04:42 ago (+7/-1) (whatever)

1978. Im 18 years old. Drinking age in Florida was 18. Im at a tiki hut bar on the beach and a hot blonde sends me over a shot of Tequila! I pick up my shot and mosey over to talk to her. Shes about 5'4" with 38DD's! No joke.

Now I grew up on the beach and never even spoke to a tourist while the sun was out because tourists are there for 2 things. get a tan and party at night. The sdun was cdown so its party time!

I talk with her for 15 minutes and ask her if shes ever seen a Florida gator? Of course she hasnt so I get her in my car and light a joint. I immediately drive straight to my place. The maids quarters to a mansion on the water.

I worked with the woman who was caretaker of the place and she rented me the maids quarters which was attached to the house via the laundry. I pull up in front of the mansion and say "it looks like my parents are asleep. lets go to the maids quarters".

Worked every time. I bang her all night and the next day drive her back to the friends house where she was staying. We turn the corner and there were 2 Sheriffs cars parked in front of the house.

She tells me to go around the block. Gives me a kiss. Jumps out. I never saw her again. I wonder how old she was?

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[ - ] beece 3 points 3 yearsApr 1, 2021 21:52:28 ago (+3/-0)*

Damn, another good one. Here's mine: True story. I'm hitching around the country in between college terms. From Washington DC I headed westerly towards the sticks of Minnesota where an Army buddy was. I get a ride from a guy named Darrius (real name) driving a souped up Capri. Darious is also a student and we head to his college in St Louis. It's a bit out of the way but it's a long ride my general direction. Darrious is some kind of frat brother and after stopping at his parents place, a big fucking stately brick near-mansion, we go to his frat house where a party soon fires up. I've been meeting lots of his frat bros and they're all great folks so we're hanging around visiting. Soon some chick and I engage in covo and in no time are upstairs going full blown at it.

The next morning after we wake up naked I started in, but as we get to know each other better the strangest thing occurred. I tell her I'm heading west soon, hitching home. Surprised, she confirmed that I'm not a frat brother and angrily slams the door on the way out. Later, Darrious and I are discussing the nights events and I confusingly relay this tale to him. He laughs uncontrollably and says: "That fucking gold digging jap". Where I come from japs are Japanese folks, so I noted that she wasn't asian at all. Darrious explains that JAP stands for "Jewish American Princess" and that she fucked me simply because the frat he was in was known to be rich people and she thought I was of that breed of folks.

Well shit, crestfallen, I didn't know any of that, having been raised well below the poverty line after my dad died. We would have had more money had mom not indignantly and angrily kicked the welfare folks off the porch, too proud to accept the largess they offered. I thanked Darious for the hospitality and was soon on the road, smiling to myself at the gold diggers false assumptions and her mistaken gift of her body that was so pleasurable.

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[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 1, 2021 21:54:16 ago (+1/-0)

didnt come through. id be interested to read it

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[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 2, 2021 00:57:45 ago (+1/-0)

now THATS a story!

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[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 3 yearsApr 4, 2021 15:19:47 ago (+0/-0)

I had no idea we were so close in age. I thought you were older for some reason.

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[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 4, 2021 15:50:17 ago (+0/-0)

im 61. How old are you?