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You might not have gotten your Kanye swastika shirt but ye did put you on the cover of his new album

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dangus: "ok Queeri, so you've been shopping. Bore us".
paul: "if you're going to be like that, dangus, I'm not going to bother".
dangus:"ok, ok. I'm a bit tetchy at the moment. Kids in bed and I'm sitting here in a silent house.Be nice to have a partner".
paul: " Yeah @UncleDoug has been hanging out for a TradWife for a very long time but he sets his sights too high. I said to him, I said: 'mate, mate, if any woman looks in your direction you ugly mule slip a ring on her finger.'. He didn't seem to appreciate my help on the subject but there's some truth there. Good looks and big tits don't mean much in the scheme of things".
dangus: "ffs shithead what-did-you-buy?".
paul: Liquorice tea because I read liquorice is good for the gut and I eat lots of it so I thought I'd try the tea".
dangus: and?
paul:I'm yet to try it.
dangus: Oh ffs. Go and try it and then come on-line and tells us about it dimshits!
paul: I guess so.Thanks dangus. Always good to talk to ya.

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9:52 pm Love240 One of the cucumber plant's first cucumber is ridiculous. It's slightly bigger than my penis at over 8 inches long and over 7 inches in girth.

Goats

Today could be the turning point in Mankind's time on this planet. None of us know how this conflict in the MiddleEast will end. It could be a "Countdown to Looking Glass". It is a time for all of us to heal the wounds in our personal relationships so that if need be we can face the sun with pure hearts knowing that our dust will settle on some distant star and one day may reap new life in a new beginning. Be strong, Goats, these could be some of the most difficult times we'll ever face.

God bless you all and God bless America.

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Just kidding. My friends and I were still rocking an N64 with four controllers while the rich yuppies had the Xbox. Halo sucks. Goldeneye64 4 life.