Put schizos in straightjackets. Force schizos to take their meds. Lock schizos in padded rooms. Stuff schizos into anechoic chambers. Peel the wallpaper from schizo's houses so they can see no one is there. Hire goons to follow schizos around. Trick schizos into getting Neuralink surgery so you can be the voices in their head. Lie to schizos and say you aren't the person they just talked to a minute ago. Pay multiple black cats to walk by a schizo's doorway in a row. Hide a bluetooth speaker in a schizo's attic that plays nonstop Gregorian chanting. Wear a sock over your head with a picture of your face on the back so schizos think your head is on backwards.
