They're furry serpents sent by our lizard person overlords to spy on and disrupt human activities. I just thought it was a bit odd that nobody I know has a cat.
I have two birds down here. My stork and my Falcon. Stork man is fine. But Hawkman, which is what we call Falcon man because we didn't know, he's been missing a while.
The funny thing about stork man is after a big storm we get about 60 storks and we don't know which one is stork man. Usually he's the only one
A very unfunny thing about Hawkman is right about the time he disappeared we saw a bird who had been hit by a car right under his post. It sure did look like Hawkman and I have not seen him since. I know exactly where to look for him and I hope he turns up
